Editor’s note: This article was first published in September 2013, as a news item. The school’s prices, its staff of six teachers plus the “dean” and its plans to expand worldwide and open a branch or franchise in Spain are as reported by El Mundo at the time.
After all this time publishing every kind of business idea, from the simplest businesses to the strangest jobs, I think that, until someone invents something else, we’ve found the strangest business of all, and it’s expanding fast thanks to the great reception it has had in Russia. We’re talking about a “fellatio school” that works like a university.
There’s more to it than that, because its founder’s idea is to turn women into better lovers so they can give their partners more pleasure, and in that way hold on to them and even bring out the wild animal inside them. The subjects taught at this school, or at least the most popular ones, are oral sex, anal sex, deep throat and “Thai sex”.
Russian women come to the Seks.rf sex school every day wanting to get better in bed, and a team of six teachers plus the “dean” teaches them all kinds of techniques. Together they learn, above all, the art of fellatio. Men are not admitted to the school, and neither cameras nor mobile phones are allowed inside.
According to the newspaper El Mundo, classes last about three and a half hours and cost around €100 per set of subjects you enrol in, and the most in-demand subject is oral sex, whose specialisation consists of successfully performing a “deep throat”.
I suppose that once you pass all the subjects you’ve enrolled in, you can proudly announce you’ve graduated :-), although since discretion is one of this business’s mottos, family members don’t usually attend the graduation.
Now, seriously. The business is entirely profitable, because its founder has known how to focus it properly. Bearing in mind that in Russia, as I imagine is the case in many countries, women are still inhibited in this area, the school first teaches them to lose their inhibitions. The company also sells all kinds of intimate toys, which the students can buy.
After the strong demand and success they’ve had in Russia, they’re now looking to expand all over the world, and according to El Mundo they’re already thinking about opening a “branch” or franchise in Spain.
They may well run into all kinds of obstacles in Spain. Remember that other entrepreneurs have had problems with ideas that, while not similar, offended the morals of some people who made sure to raise the roof about them.
Remember the case of the entrepreneur who sold professional prostitution courses, when what he actually intended was to use the courses to warn people about many of the dangers of that profession, and at no point did he encourage the practice. Not to mention that even body sushi restaurants have run into trouble, facing serious accusations of “violating women’s dignity”.
As for this Russian school of “the amatory arts”, who knows what objections they might come up with. Perhaps they’ll say it’s “encouraging female perversion”.
Further reading
- 5 businesses you won’t believe exist
- The worst business ideas (that somehow made their creators millionaires)
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